“I’m just trying to prepare him for the future.”
“Too legit to quit.”
“Ever just look up and wonder what’s out there?”
“You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.”
“Hmm. Well I was really only looking for one divine hammer…”
Happy Mother’s Day.
“Well, you finally did it- welcome to Facebook. And 2004.”
“I dunno, I guess I was just really hoping they’d be called ‘cinnamints.’”
Spring is a time of renewal.
“I have not art to reckon my groans, but that I love thee best, oh, most best, believe it.”
“And this is my wall of knives.”
“I must’ve had a pretty good time to end up here.”
“Well it’s not the most even distribution, but at least it’s wealth.”